mom:	you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:	THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:	you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:	i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:	i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:	without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:	this isn't normal